Pretty Please?

May I punch you in the face?
Just one time? I'll be nice.

Marijuana...Big Deal.

I light up from time to time. I also suffer from a lot of daily pain for which I do not feel it is any other person's fucking buisness other than my own and perhaps maybe some of my relatives. Does it really matter that I smoke a drug rather than take it as a pill? I'm in pain, YOU get over it...cause I'm doing enough on my part being as it's not as though I ased to be in pain right? I think the damn drug should be legalized, let everyone smoke this stuff. I have to have a medical card in order to use my prescription, fancy that! You don't need a card to tell yourself you're a drunk-ass do you? And still alcohol is responsible for as many deaths as heart disease every year. How many studied deaths have occured from marijuana? umm...ZERO! FUCKING ZERO and you know what really gets my queenly panties in a bunch people? STUPID LAWS! How can pot be legal to smoke for someone who is on the medical program but yet NOT legal by federal terms? hmmm...you think on that one. I can smoke it, I can have it in my home, I can even grow up to 4 plants. If a cop pulls me over and he's a state cop, no problem bla bla bla. But if a federal cop pulled me over well I'm screwed. It's about as baffling as trying to figure out where Noah really did park that damn ark. All I can say folks is this...it's not just a hippy drug anymore, it's been around for eons for healing purposes and spiritual purposes. If smoking a little pot, getting creative in arts and woodshop, eating lots of food and taking a nap thereafter is dangerous than oh boy....I'm in trouble now.

P.E.A.C.E.

Why do toasters have settings?

Why on Earth DO toasters have settings? I mean come on, if it were left up to me..the "don't burn my fucking toast" setting would be good enough.

Which means toasters should come with settings, but merely a simple one-touch button.

Call me crazy, but are these companies really that stupid? Or perhaps they are in cahoots with the bread companies so we'll all burn our damn toast and ave to go out and buy some more.

FUCK!

People's Economic Priorities

Economic priorities are screwed up...PERIOD!

GOOD EXAMPLE: If you make a limited income of $1000 a month after taxes and you have to spend $600 of that money on rent and bills, plus another $100 on food for an entire month and $300 of it on an ounce of marijuana: Please, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top...do not complain to me that you are going hungry by the end of the month. For obvious reasons.

So what is wrong with people's priorities? Why are we in a recession and still selling out IPhones and Nintendo Wii's? Whatever happened to "a penny saved is a penny earned?" Some people are literally broke by the middle of the month and still purchase idiotic "necessities". Do you really feel you need to order that $20 dollar pizza? What about the once or twice a week you go out to eat or order fast food? Even if it means you know you'll be finagling your bills by the end of the month...you'll still do it. How important is it for you to have texting and internet on your cell phone when you are struggling for cash and already have the ability to e-mail and browse the world wide web on your home computer? Especially when everyone you text has e-mail! How are you really saving money and how important are these small insignificant luxuries?

If you are in an econimic crisis, living on limited income or in extreme debt...you have no buisness complaining about how little money that you do have left by the end of the month. Your economic priorities come first! Pay your bills, take care of your children's needs, make small payments on your debt so that maybe one day you'll be free of it, budget your month well and figure out how much you can spend every week and THEN if you have enough cash left over...endulge in what your left over budget will allow for. There's nothing wrong with indulging so long as your budget fits it.

For fuck's sake! Are you stressed out because of your finances? Most likely it's because your priorities are screwed up and you've not got all your marbles in line. Especially if you're in this recession with the rest of us. People are so stressed out about finances, we're putting more and MORE and MORE people on anti-depressants. Trust me, pharmacitical companies are eating this up like an ethiopian to a taco. Which means more money for you to waste when if you got your priorities in order, hell you wouldn't necessarily need to take an anti-depressant would you? Perhaps you'll get inventive and find cheaper ways of passing the time. Perhaps you'll begin taking advantage of the FREE luxuries this world has to offer. Try getting out of the house instead of ordering that new pay per view movie that will one day be on regular TV anyway. Go for a walk, read a library book, talk on the phone to family and friends (cause you know we don't do it that much these days), take advantage of the internet and find free games instead of purchasing that new Wii or Playstation. Or if you already have a Wii or Playstation, try saving money buy renting games instead of buying them. Take a drive to the park, walk your dog, do some art, write, play music, or any other hobby you may have. You might find that you are more creative than you knew. Don't buy MP3's for a dollar a piece because you just HAVE to have them on your MP3 Player. Take advantage of websites such as http://www.grooveshark.com/ and create an online playlist for free. If playing music for free out of your computer is just not good enough for nowfor now until your financial situation improves than by God, you need help.

The fact is...there is a better way. If you aren't even trying, you have no buisness putting yourself in the same league as those who have serious recession problems and have been layed off. People and entire families are hungry, homeless and struggling to find jobs and those are the people who get my hats off and respect because they are pulling together to find a true way. If he recession is screwing you out of half your paycheck, again think of your priorities first and work to fit your lifestyle around your new screwed up budget. I'm sorry to say it, but that's how it needs to work until life improves for you. And trust me, if you pay attention to your priorities...life will definately start to improve!